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27 January 2012
Google allows pseudonyms, provided Google approves ...
Miley Cyrus licks boyfriend's penis cake ...
Twitter proudly announces improved censorship services for nations where 140 characters of free speech is too much ...
Cocaine delivered to United Nations headquarters ...
President Obama is a no-show as Georgia Judge hears birther arguments ...
Why, yes, Tom Green is a bit of an assh*le ...
Tampa Bay Buccaneers hire Greg Schiano ...
Pat Sajak says he and Vanna White used to get wasted before taping Wheel of Fortune ...
Terry Jones hopes to gather all the surviving members of Monty Python for CGI movie ...
US Rep Barney Frank (D-Mass.) announces wedding plans ...
Taco Bell wants to feed you breakfast ...
And what brand of potato chips will Ferris Bueller be selling? ...
26 January 2012
Michel Gondry waves a giant foot at Japan ...
Ten ways the world has changed since the last time Tim Gunn had sex ...
CBS plans rip-off of BBC's Sherlock ...
Friend says Demi Moore appeared to be "suffering from a seizure" before hospital trip ...
Jimmy Fallon is sued over alleged anti-male discrimination ...
J. C. Penney's new strategy sounds a little like founder James Cash Penney's philosophy: Low prices, and fewer special-price promotions ...
"By the end of my second term," says would-be President Newt Gingrich, "we will have the first permanent base on the moon" ...
Organ donations go way up after an endorsement from the Bieb ...
Governor Jan Brewer (R-Arizona) gives President Obama a piece of her mind ...
Star Jones returns to The View ...
NASCAR promises no more double-secret probation and fines ...
Why the US Supreme Court shot down warrantless GPS car tracking (for now) ...
Has Olive Garden lost its way in a forest of breadsticks and cheap gimmicks? ...
Lindsay Lohan is sued for alleged auto accident ...
Actor Robert Hegyes, Epstein on Welcome Back, Kotter, dies from a heart attack at John F. Kennedy Medical Center in Edison, New Jersey ...
25 January 2012
Daniel Radcliffe signs to play Allen Ginsberg ...
Hospital reneged on promise, must return $500K gift from Garth Brooks ...
Demi Moore is briefly hospitalized ...
Jim Carrey's daughter auditions for American Idol ...
Jay Leno joke infuriates India ...
Apple's impressive profits fueled by barbaric manufacturing fuels ...
Oklahoma Republican files bill to ban food containing aborted fetuses ...
McDonald's discovers social media can backfire when people hate you ...
Andy Dick is sued over alleged sexual abuse ...
Neil Gaiman offers "wobbly dragon" to celebrate Chinese New Year ...
Former British Petroleum CEO Tony Hayward is accused of lying to Congress ...
Wikileaks publisher Julian Assange will host TV talk show ...
Oliver Stone says he'd vote for Ron Paul over Barack Obama ...
George Clooney defends his foreign coffee commercials: "You know what, f**k you" ...
Google revises privacy policy in a kinda creepy way ...
Philips touts breakthrough in solar streetlights ...
Jorge Posada retires ...
Stephen Colbert quits faux campaign after 1% showing ...
Joe the Plumber witnessed doing actual plumbing (for a photo shoot) ...
Jim Henson's robot ...
24 January 2012
US Senator Mark Kirk (R-Illinois) is expected to face difficulties after stroke ...
US Supreme Court says no, cops can't attach a GPS tracker to your car without a warrant ...
Would you buy a beer at Starbucks? ...
US Senator Rand Paul (R-Kentucky) is detained for two hours at airport by US Transportation Security Administration ...
Bipasha Basu gets eye infection ...
Top US Justice Department officials connected to mortgage banks — is that why nobody at the big banks has been prosecuted over 2008 economic meltdown? ...
US Senator Chuck Grassley (R-Iowa) gets Twitter-hacked ...
BMW tests automobile with autopilot ...
Macy's sues Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia ...
Tracy Morgan collapses at Sundance ...
US Senator John Kerry (D-Mass.) is injured in alleged hockey game ...
Billionaire's wife drops another $5M into Newt Gingrich PAC ...
Paleontologists discover 190M-year-old dinosaur nursery ...
J. Joseph Garrahy, Governor of Rhode Island from 1977 to 1985, dies from heart disease in West Palm Beach, Florida ...
Actor James Farentino dies from an illness at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles ...
Greek film director Theo Angelopoulos dies after he is struck by a motorcycle near Athens, Greece ...
23 January 2012
Milwaukee Brewers third-baseman Ryan Braun, facing 50-game suspension for steroids, says thanks for NL Most Valuable Player Award ...
Johnson & Johnson admits no wrongdoing but will pay $128M to sidestep charges over fraudulent marketing ...
Jared Loughner wins? A year after shooting her in the head, US Rep Gabrielle Giffords (D-Arizona) resigns to concentrate on her recovery ...
Britney Spears' father will petition court to end conservatorship, as sort of a wedding present to his daughter ...
Boeing admits no wrongdoing but will pay $4.4M to sidestep charges over fraudulent billing on military contract ...
David Beckham prefers to wear briefs, will not get hair transplant ...
Luther Campbell says 2 Live Crew is back together and will tour this summer ...
Texas and Louisiana lead the way in teaching anti-science in science class ...
Hrithik Roshan goes back to school ...
Russell Brand is available, ladies ...
Jay-Z's night club is shut down for health code violations ...
MPAA publicly attacks politicians for not staying bought ...
Yemeni President Ali Abdullah Saleh flees his country, heads for "medical treatment" in USA ...
Neil Young is now officially a cranky old man ...
Culver City, CA wanted to re-name itself Hollywood ...
22 January 2012
Carl Sagan sure did love his marijuana ...
Fired, scandal-plagued, and cancer-ridden ex-Penn State coach Joe Paterno is reportedly near death ...
Georgia Judge orders President Obama to court, to answer birther's citizenship questions ...
Because FBI shielded crime kingpin Whitey Bulger from prosecution, feds must pay compensation to families of his murder victims ...
How did Adolf Hitler's personalized silverware end up in New York City? ...
Steve Buscemi is returning to 30 Rock ...
Longtime Penn State Head Coach Joe Paterno dies from complications of lung cancer at Mount Nittany Medical Center in State College, Pennsylvania ...
21 January 2012
Ralph Fiennes reads erotic Harry Potter fan fiction ...
Congressional opposition solidifies after websites' protest, leading to (temporary) scuttling of internet censorship bill ...
Kajol says her kids make her glow ...
US Pentagon's definition of espionage would preclude journalism, says Wikileaks publisher Julian Assange ...
President Obama sings Al Green's "Let's Stay Together" ...
North Korean ambassador claims diplomatic immunity to fish without license ...
Soldier of Fortune Jack Idema, convicted of operating a private jail in Afghanistan and later pardoned, dies from AIDS in Quintana Roo, Mexico ...
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